U.S. Says It Will Bail Out Christmas - WSJ.com

U.S. Says It Will Bail Out Christmas - WSJ.com: "Government officials are said to be concerned at the risk that the collapse of Santa Claus could pose to the nation's intricately related system of holiday happiness. Though a failure by Santa Claus poses the largest systemic risk, the government is also prepared to step in to bail out Christmas trees, caroling parties and mistletoe producers.....