Humor from the Onion

I have not been able to verify this, but if The Onion is reporting it, it has to be true ;)Greenspan Comes Out Of Retirement For One More Interest Rate HikeWASHINGTON, DC—Confirming a rumor that first appeared in March on the FDIC Fan Forum message board, former Federal Reserve chairman Alan....onion_embed {background: rgb(256, 256, 256) !important;border: 4px solid rgb(65, 160, 65);border-width: